Pimp my stroller

If you babies are sick of ridin' around in a beat up stroller, 

check out these images to get some ideas to pimp your ride.

Cool Strollers
Here's my dream ride. Check out these rims.

Adults and photos

This is me driving my cousin's golf cart. Apparently, adults like to prop up babies in all kinds of awkward positions and then take a photo. I hear some adults do this for a living and one guy even dresses up dogs and takes a photo. Really people? Dogs? That's twisted.

Sleeping like a baby

So my dad took me to Cooperstown, NY on business and due to the fact I am so adorable, the hotel gave us a free upgrade to the best suite available (it's like taking candy from a baby!). The suite had a living room and this really comfortable bed. This is the biggest crib I've slept in so far. It also had Egyptian cotton 1800 thread count sheets (I slept like a baby that night).
My dad also took me to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Adults have a whole building dedicated to honoring the people who are the best at playing with a stick and a ball. I'm so glad I'm not an adult. I used the time to grab some more zzzz's.

My first photo shoot

I hear some adults starve themselves in order to become models. As a baby, it pays to be chunky. Adults are so silly.

Introduction

Hi, I'm Charlie.

What's it like being a baby? Well, in addition to pooping myself on a daily basis, I also cannot feed, clean or dress myself. People say it must be great to have people wait on you night and day. That's like telling an adult, isn't it great to wait on your baby all night and day. My point is: we have no choice. There are so many choices out there for us, but we never get to make any of them. This blog is meant to bring choice back to babies. Its for babies by a baby. I call it BabyTalk, but none of the goo-goo, gah-gah nonsense, just useful information to get us through this difficult time in our lives until we can poop in a pot and determine the difference between food and dish detergent.